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Catch Demotivational Poster


NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE -


TAGS: catch snowflakes afghanistan firefight
Rating: 4.82/5

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gas - April 21, 2011, 6:19 pm
Beautiful, goes to favourites :)
Sean - April 19, 2011, 2:55 pm
That guy is the best!
Airman - April 19, 2011, 11:43 am
Thanks all. The ph**o carries this one.
Dill - April 19, 2011, 3:48 am
This bought a tear to my eye... very nice
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:29 pm
just seeing the 203 carelessly scattered about gives me a woody, I bet the boyz fired all them up before the picture was even posted.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm
simply magnificent! 5L
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:18 pm
I agree. Very nice
tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:18 pm
Very nice.


Ye Olde Redneck Dreamcatcher -


TAGS: dreamcatcher
Rating: 4.73/5

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lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 7:50 pm

I bet with granny panties you'd wake up and find oatmeal cookies under your pillow.
Greybeard - August 13, 2013, 12:24 am
Ha Ha Ha. Absolutely great.
curlyrocks - August 12, 2013, 7:16 pm
My Ex makes actual dream catchers, she would KILL ME if I had one of those. I'll take 6.


Catch 22 -


TAGS: catch22 fire
Rating: 4.5/5

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cicilia - April 11, 2014, 11:21 pm
Irony strikes again.


SARCASM -


TAGS: carebear catches a knife humor
Rating: 4.47/5

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lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 12:30 am

Sweden is a long, long way from Wyoming~~but Sturgis isn't.
NuttunButt - March 28, 2012, 9:10 pm
Great poster Igvarnon have friends from Sweden Eva and Ingvar who I met at Sturgis in 03.
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:05 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 26, 2012, 5:21 pm

I just love the way you're looking right into the camera...still smiling...still smiling...wait...no...
carebear - March 24, 2012, 1:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 23, 2012, 11:43 pm

Couldn't help it! I went looking for something I could chop the head and this one popped right up. It was too perfect to pass up. Hugs, CB!~~
M0rd3kaI - March 23, 2012, 7:34 pm
You have to give the 'less fortunate' a time to shine ;)
holymoly - March 23, 2012, 7:05 pm
I expected to see this from M0. nice pic Linda
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:37 pm
(carebear BANNED)


FIGHTING FIRE -


TAGS: 22 catches and still noone out crankyhead
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2013, 10:18 am
Looks like a candle amidst molten rock. I like. Very poetic with the caption.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
So...because Iraq and Iran don't have nuclear weapons, it's okay if we use them? ;D
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:18 pm
Unless fire happens to be a nymphomaniac. 5L
GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 9:12 pm
fighting fire with firewater makes you a molotov ****tail. 5L
crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 9:05 pm
tanks buddy =)
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 9:00 pm

so true. awesome pic crank.


CATCH 22 -


TAGS: catch22
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 30, 2014, 1:53 am
The speed of the stick knocks the snake senseless and it tries to tie itself into knots while it re-orients itself. It'll be mad when it does. Timing is everything.
GaryO - June 28, 2014, 8:52 am
It’s where snakes and democrats are protected (California). Just kidding...about the snakes
Greeny - June 28, 2014, 7:50 am
What's all this about 'illegal'? Such a place exists?
GaryO - June 28, 2014, 7:21 am
Phukkers give me the shivers. Illegal or not, I’d blast it with a 410. Heh, I also smoke within ten feet of a barroom door, so, guess I’m some sorta rebel.
Greeny - June 28, 2014, 5:06 am
I'd like to see the 'long branch - pick up the keys' trick; no - I'd like to video it...
steve1961 - June 28, 2014, 4:38 am
Unnecessary and depending on the area, may be illegal. If you have a long branch, just use it to pick up your keys. Or just wait til the snake slithers off. Humans killing these snakes out of fear etc. is one reason that they are becoming extinct.
EmilioDumphque - June 28, 2014, 2:24 am
Long, strong branch: Wait until he sticks his head up. WhooshWHACK!!! (If you've got a shovel, use it to cut his head off.)


AAARRRRRRF! - I left ye a present on the poopdeck Cap'n!


TAGS: october challenge can a parrot play catch
Rating: 3.95/5

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GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 1:13 pm
LOL!! 5 scurvey dogs!


TEAMWORK -


TAGS: teamwork catch fall hard lonely
Rating: 5/5

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caveman - February 9, 2012, 8:23 pm
I was thinking about flock, but since it translates more into human nature i went with pack.
MPsniper - February 9, 2012, 7:58 pm
shouldnt "pack"..... be "flock"?


THIS -


TAGS: baseball day chuck norris joke captain hook played catcher once massive hole
Rating: 3.44/5

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aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 9:04 am
OMG A FACE!
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 9:13 pm
Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 8:04 pm
The "Hook" part is what clenches this one. Great poster Bart.


THE WIFE -


TAGS: old guys old times catching up
Rating: 4.89/5

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gmltwc - October 19, 2010, 5:38 pm
ROFL


ICE FISHING - Did I tell you about the time I caught crabs Ice Fishing? But enough about your mother...


TAGS: ice fishing deadliest catch crabs
Rating: 4.58/5

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whatukno - July 29, 2010, 12:37 am
Thank you, thank you very much :)
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 7:06 pm
Nice one. 5L


Snakes -




OH, NO!!! - I don't like this part, it's too scary! Just tell me when it's safe to look, okay?


TAGS: you just had to rent zombie dog catchers from hell didnt you assignment for november 5 dog
Rating: 3.21/5

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aesop's folly - November 14, 2009, 2:02 pm
WHERS YOUR DOG NAOW!
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:49 am
It's not a dog smiley face, sad face or one in a dress...they all have been a lot here (like all cats).
Mongo - November 5, 2009, 9:31 am
whats "non-typical"? so I may induldge.
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:30 am
very nice BoR. I always like the non typical pics!


CHRIS HANSEN - is right back there




UMMM -




SECONDITIS -


TAGS: 2nd best day i always hate when i catch a better dealer
Rating: 4.55/5

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TooTsiE - March 4, 2010, 5:49 pm
as long as you have the better body dump sites... you cant lose in the end!
Derek - February 21, 2010, 1:59 pm
"...larger physical prowess" now there's a euphemism heheh
Cubbybear - February 21, 2010, 1:32 pm
5/5 You didn't have to rub it in..."SNIFF"


LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.


TAGS: if all my friends were to jump off a bridge i wouldn t follow i d be at the bottom to catch them when they fall
Rating: 4.54/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 4:21 pm
5L... Hopefully you don't know any fatties!


OWNING STUPIDITY -




TO CATCH A PREDATOR - All new season where "Why dont you take a seat?" has more meaning.


TAGS: catch torture predator
Rating: 4/5

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rnbw00 - August 1, 2011, 8:01 pm
They would get the point.
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:30 pm

nice!
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 3:35 am
I couldn't decide between the witches chair or the Judas cradle. I went with the one more people know.


CATCH 22 -


TAGS: pzy catch twenty two demotivated
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - August 11, 2012, 8:23 am

the alcohol really helps.


CALL THE FBI - I found him




BOO! - Im gonna getch you! Im gonna getch you! I almost gotch you! Aw c'mon man!




I'VE HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE - No, I never felt this way before Yes I swear, it's the truth And I owe it all to you.




SCIENCE - You've come a long way baby!


TAGS: maybe you ll catch up in another 3500 years
Rating: 2.95/5

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TerrorAustralis - July 27, 2012, 10:38 am
and then god said, "let there be morons, who overgeneralise things until they fit with their own preconceptions. because 8 billion years apart apparently is still 'at the same time'" i like jesus. its his followers i cant stand.
Nocturn13 - October 11, 2009, 10:08 pm
Bravo, Good Sir, BRAVO! *claps loudly and disappears into the wind*
Ed-Hyde - August 17, 2009, 9:36 am
Yea, this has been bugging me for a while and I openly invite comment on it. Much like the thermos, how the HECK did a bunch of folks in the desert figure all that out 3500 years ago??
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 11:13 pm
Good one Ed-Hyde.
Ed-Hyde - August 14, 2009, 11:10 pm
took me long enough to find her!
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 4:35 pm
tattoo chick is h**


GREYBEARDS - They always end up with a prize catch.


TAGS: greybeards prize catch
Rating: 2.94/5

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Derek - July 29, 2009, 5:19 am
They do here... Now why would that be?


Elegance -


TAGS: sun moon lovers chase catch kiss awe eclipse
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - August 2, 2014, 5:13 pm
I guess I really meant it... You MUST be a joy to have around... Occasionally... Only during eclipses, maybe.


Catch and Release -


TAGS: catch release fishing late
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 14, 2014, 10:50 pm
n-i-i-i-c-e


meanwhile -




CAFFEINE -


TAGS: caffeine catch mr m pzy
Rating: 4.7/5

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Reality Lord - March 31, 2011, 6:14 pm

awesome...still chuckling.


GOTTA BLAME SOMETHING -


TAGS: drinking catchall
Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - January 23, 2012, 6:55 pm
jeez... I did't know that it became so obvious...hahahaha
Airman - January 23, 2012, 6:45 pm
it's Monday.. go away
mariand - January 23, 2012, 4:54 pm
Now A, don't get me wrong, but I advise you to look at the comment I made to suzieq poster...hehehe


Catch! -


TAGS: catch good girl
Rating: 4.55/5

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GaryO - May 31, 2013, 8:26 am
Hey, I recognize her! She won the Sturgis contest back in ‘97


YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE -


TAGS: whip my hair catchy songs
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - August 3, 2011, 10:44 pm
I prefer "Neil Young" and Bruce Springsteen's version of this song.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 3, 2011, 4:43 am
If only I HAD a bullet. That b**** i5 way past the border of annoyingly horrible


LOVE (IN MODERATION) -


TAGS: how many times can you say that one chick on a poster and still nobody catches it
Rating: 4.07/5

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thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:49 pm
Oh, Veg, HI! :D Did you know this was the first poster I EVER favorited?
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:15 pm
they forced me, they forced me!!!
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm
*trembles*
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm
"gulp"..it was, it was, it was, Keyser Söze, I SWEAR!
rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm

I try and see all of the posters, I cannot believe how many new ones I have missed.
Produceman117 - April 1, 2010, 9:09 pm
Thanks, Rerun. I guess she forgot about this one. And yes, Grey, I do. You will too in a few moments (wink, wink).
rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:01 pm

instant win Veg.
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:01 pm
did you feel the love today?, Pro
Produceman117 - April 1, 2010, 8:47 pm
Uh, TOC. Hello?
BoneCD - December 24, 2009, 5:44 pm
I'm tellin' ya Veggie...you need to see someone about the childhood and put it behind you.
GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
very nice!! excellent title. 5 TOC's
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:58 pm
This is incredible... you can tell by the a**-whoopin' it's getting now!
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:04 pm
Beautiful.
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 1:05 pm
Epic! 5L!


FAT-BELLIED WEASEL -


TAGS: and if i ever catch the little bastard
Rating: 2.11/5

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agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 7:38 pm
The freaks come out at night.


I'M THAT DOG!! - What kind of a dog, what kind of a monster could hear that heartbreak and go in just the same? I'm that monster.


TAGS: movie quotes dream catcher
Rating: 1.5/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 11, 2010, 10:12 am
MSN.COM ph**os of the week. I scored a dozen ph**os off of the festival their. But I can't think of anything for KARMA SUTRA
Hakiu - March 11, 2010, 8:14 am
Holi, India's Festival of Colors were people get in paint fights. Just thought I would share.


Deal -


TAGS: shark catch fish
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 15, 2015, 7:06 pm
Thanks :)
spacedog - August 15, 2015, 6:17 pm
Nice one.


L'Oreal -




AHHH!! -


TAGS: ocd catch22 petrol gasoline gallon
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - May 28, 2016, 6:58 pm
Hehe XD
lgvernon - May 28, 2016, 6:43 pm

Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrgh!


Perspective -




I don't doubt it -


TAGS: catchvd advertising fail
Rating: 5/5

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pzykosiz - July 11, 2016, 6:12 pm
that may even be preferable
mizzdizz - July 11, 2016, 9:51 am
HAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for sharing this find! CHOICE! ^!


But it came back to me -


TAGS: unfortunately i didnt remember how to catch the darn thing ouch
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 21, 2016, 8:28 am
Another 'oldie but goodie'! Well done! ^!


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